Mirror, Mirror

Shrek, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie were chatting over lunch.

Shrek said, “I’ve always I was the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?”

Brad said, “I’m pretty sure I am the sexiest man in the world but I have never confirmed it.”

Angelina said, “I’ve been told I am the most gorgeous women of them all but sometimes I wonder.”

They decided to visit the magic mirror to ally their concerns once and for all. Shrek asked the mirror he sighed with relief which confirmed he was the strongest. Happy to hear Shrek’s news Brad and Angelina stepped up to the mirror to ask themselves.

Brad & Angelina came back and asked Shrek the following,
“Who the f*&k are Michelle & Sean Callanan?”

Merry Christmas everyone
Sean & Bunny